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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Den var skæg, men Den tænksomme
hvorfor skrev du den ikke på dansk, i stedet for at blære dig med hvor perfekt du mestrer engelsk i skrift?.

Det var da billigt Holger
for en autolakering, der kun kan have pyntet på Porchen eller Ferrarien.

mon ikke moster grethe
det er fordi morsomheden ikke er så iøjnefaldende, hvis blondinen havde sagt:'I øvrigt er det ikke en terasse, det er en Ferrari!

autolakering jacob.lykke
ja engang imellem er man mere heldig end man tror...
så blondiner er måske slet ikke så dumme ;)

mh Jacob

så god er jeg jacob.lykke
jeg blærer mig skam slet ikke, jeg er bare så god *;o)

den havde nok heller ikke været sjov på dansk.

mh Jacob

Nej, tværtimod Holger
De bliver bliver bare misforstået.