Fik lyst til hævn

Fik lyst til hævn Rikard Gear
Hej med jer.

Jeg er en fyr på nu 32 år, som for nogle år siden var igennem det samme.

Min kæreste, som dengang var 21, havde bollet med sin chef på 52.
Til en julefrokost, hvor hun var blevet kanonfuld havde han taget chancen, og det lykkedes ham at komme i bukserne på hende.

Det blev opdaget ved, at da hun kom hjem havde hun ikke sine strømpebukser på længere. Hun sagde de var løbet, og så havde hun smidt dem ud. Sandheden var dog, at han havde ødelagt dem, da han ville trække dem af hende.

Hun virker underlig, og samler hele tiden sine ben, som om hun er ved at tisse i bukserne.
Hun får sit tøj af og skynder sig på toilettet, hvor jeg kan høre hun trækker toiletpapir hele tiden, for at tørre sig. Underligt, tænker jeg, og kigger hendes tøj igennem.
Jeg finder hendes trusser, og de er drivvåde. Det lugter ikke at tis, og er meget fedtet!

Jeg konfrontere hende med det, og hun går til bekendelse og fortæller, at hendes chef og hende har bollet 2 gange i løbet af aftenen på et toilet.

Farvel og tak med hende! Men tanken om hævn dukkede op, så jeg kontaktede hendes chefs kone og fortalte det hele.
Hun ville mødes med mig, og vi ville begge have hævn, hun er en pæn pige på 38, så vi bollede en masse gange.

Det var en dejlig hævn, for han gik helt ned med flaget, da det lykkedes nogen at bolle hans kone!



godt en fremmede
det var godt

ja ja ja Malene
Eller ønske tænkning!!!!!!!!!!!

Så bliver det s'gu ikke bedre :) Frontier
Første gang nogensinde hvor jeg siger - thumbs up! :)

Dog...inden man render ud og sover med en anden, fordi det ser ud som om konen laver et eller andet...skal man tænke sig om. Her et par vittigheder om hvorfor:
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Simon and his wife Tracy were invited to a costume party. It was at a very rich friend's house and a lot of people would attend it. Since both Simon and Tracy were proud people, they made their own costumes - pretty and unique.

But on the day where it happened...Tracy got a really nasty head ache, so she didn't want to go. But Simon still wanted to go.

Tracy didn't want her husband to be sad, so she let him go. Simon was happy, and kissed his wife goodbye before he left for the party.

A couple of hours later, Tracy's head ache went away - in a matter of seconds. So she looked at the costume...but had an idea all of the sudden - why not surprise her husband? Since he cared to go to a prty without her, why not give him something to think about? So she took some old rags out of her closet and made a new (although not very neat) costume. She took her car and went to the costume party - where she spotted her husband in no time.

Apparently, he was having a VERY good time talking to some ladies - so she felt somewhat jealous. But since it was her husband...there was no shame in being VERY open and sexy. So we walked over to him and started groping him in a VERY nice way. One thing led to another VERY fast and since privacy didn't permit it self - they had sex under the stairs, still wearing their costumes so that no one would notice.

Tracy then left the house and drove home. Because her husband never saw her face, she was going to give him a very nasty time about what he had done...and then tell him. So when he finally came home, she asked him:

Tracy: "welcome home, honey. Have you had a good party?
Simon: Nah, on the way to the party I saw all the guys at the bar - so I went there instead and let John borrow my costume instead. When John came back to the bar, he had the dirtiest grin on his face. How's your head ache?"
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